yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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