Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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