so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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