Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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