Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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