I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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