Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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