Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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