pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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