Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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