Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
