I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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