i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
