There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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