so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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