i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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