I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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