I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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