i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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