Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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