I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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