What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize