Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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