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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
where are my eyebrows?
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