I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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