question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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