dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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