brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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