I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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