Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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