Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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