the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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