she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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