11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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