Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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