Can Purell be used as lube?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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