is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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