drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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