He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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