I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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