man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
