don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm sobbing to NWA
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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