scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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