And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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