I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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