i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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