Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
