If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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