Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
