its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she told me i tasted like america
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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