No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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