I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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