He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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