Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
